Ruchi

Fair warning: I tried to write this like a serious adult three times, and every version came out boring. So you get this one.

Ruchi, 24, Andheri West. Fun is my whole thing. I like loud restaurants where you have to lean in close to hear me, hotel rooms at 2 AM, good tequila (never the cheap stuff), and a man who can take a joke and give one back.

Things that kill my mood: silence that isn't the romantic kind, Monday mornings, and men who text just "hey" and nothing else. What am I supposed to do with "hey"?

I'm up for a wild night, a little role play, even a slow strip tease if you ask nicely. The early-to-bed guy will find me too much. The man who wants a story for his friends later should book me.

Andheri is home, so Juhu, Goregaon, Malad and Bandra are easy for me. Powai, Dadar and Colaba also work if the night is worth the drive.

Send me more than "hey". Please.